{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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