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Alonzo Philetus Carpenter was an associate justice of the New Hampshire Supreme Court from 1881 to 1896, and was chief justice of that court from 1896 to 1898.
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The Minister Creek Trail is a hiking trail in Allegheny National Forest in northwestern Pennsylvania, consisting of a main loop with entrance trail for a total distance of 6.3 miles. An optional spur trail leads away from the loop to a scenic spot and campground on Minister Creek.
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