{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
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